Words That Are Frequently Internally Translated

Words that are frequently translated in my mind, even though some of the annoy me somewhat:

Seattle -> Skidaddleapolis

.cpp -> Cupapistan

uh-oh -> wuzzles

quesadilla -> chalhoulf (pronounced hal-hoof)

America -> Americia

American -> Americian

Canada -> Canadiesis, Cañada

dollars -> dollahues

f*** -> bangles

f***ing h*** -> f***ing Bengal tigers

NBC -> Nabucca

MDS (Media Design School) -> Medusee

SimAnimals -> Shimonoseki Animals

Gmail -> Gahh'malé

CBD -> caboodee

vegetables -> vegan-edibles

(Don't ask me why I associate a different spelling and pronunciation with the internal translation of quesadilla, I don't really know myself)